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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. ~Fred Barling, "Humorscope

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. ~H. Jackson Browne

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. ~Doug Larson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. ~Robert Orben

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation? ~Author Unknown

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us. ~Author Unknown

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. ~John G. Pollard

When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home. ~Betty Bender

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. ~Author Unknown

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. ~"Fats" Domino

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life. ~Author Unknown

If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job. ~Malcolm S. Forbes

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward. ~George Jean Nathan

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. ~Howard Aiken

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. ~Dave Barry