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Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:37
by dr.devil
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. ~James Matthew Barrie


Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:37
by dr.devil
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. ~Arnold Toynbee

Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:37
by dr.devil
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. ~Stanley J. Randall


Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:37
by dr.devil
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. ~Douglas Adams


Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:38
by dr.devil
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ~Danny McGoorty

Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:38
by dr.devil
Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job. ~Jay Leno


Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:38
by dr.devil
Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money. ~William Lyon Phelps


Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:39
by dr.devil
I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time. ~Bill Gold

Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:39
by dr.devil
A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time. ~William C. Feather

Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:39
by dr.devil
If a man love the labour of any trade apart from any question of success or fame, the gods have called him. ~Robert Louis Stevenson

Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:39
by dr.devil
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. ~Scott Adams


Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:40
by dr.devil
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. ~Author Unknown


Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:40
by dr.devil
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. ~Niels Bohr


Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:40
by dr.devil
Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade. ~Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr

Re: JOB quotes

PostPosted: 11 Oct 2008, 02:40
by dr.devil
You're no good unless you are a good assistant; and if you are, you're too good to be an assistant. ~Martin H. Fischer